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P2 – Hard, Sad, Angry Night
P2 – Hard, Sad, Angry Night
Pat Powers
After arriving back in Florida, from Iowa, there was this communication sequence…..no alterations have been made…none needed. R is Reno, D is Daytona.
R Wonder what P2 is doing tonight?
D My guess is he spent the night at the local Eddyville watering hole wearing a football helmet, getting blitzed and screaming “see ya later fuckers!”
R FB helmet with no facemask, 3 sizes too small FB jersey #1”SISCO” on the back. Cheeks wet w/ tears.
R “Where’s the GOTDAM pork rinds?!?!!
R ….more tears
D telling everyone he’s going to Florida!!
R (whispers) see ya later fuckers
R pointing west
D writing on the bathroom walls….this place sucks
R before collapsing in his own vomit
R saved by the helmet
D and showing everyone how he’ll paddle his new kayak
R (laughing with tears emoji)
R Humming the Jaws theme
D Screaming…I’m gonna need a bigger boat!!
R But oddly sounds like John Wayne
R before passing out again
D btw P2 is a school board member…everyone in the bar has their phones out taking video
R (laughing emoji)
R A;; videos go to the “P2” album
R….already near capacity
D “Where the bitches at?!?!!” Making it rain with dollar bills
R “Corn Cookers” bills
R Bright yellow!
R He takes his pet mouse out of his front pocket
R “Not again”
R ….it’s dead
D Mouses name is “Rocket”
R Flattened
R Rocket 14
D Betting everyone he can make a 50 yd field goal
R holding a half inflated (Hello Kitty) beach ball
D goes to the car and brings back his junior high cleats……
D….”can any of you corncobs longsnap?”
R Hi-tops
R Speaking to the stuffed deer heads
D…swearing they been talking shit to him
R Before realizing he’s now in the Taco Bell next door
R Goes back out to look for his ’74 Pinto
D and the screwdriver he uses to start it
R Several pet mice hanging from the rearview mirror
R Rocket 1-13
D Passenger seat has a really old crusty mannequin he calls Mr Principal…..and beats it mercilessly
R Threatens to speed-dial Pat Summeral if it doesn’t STFU!
D Get’s out…salutes nothing impeticular and sings the EBF fight song…..softly
R The familiar sound of a skull hitting a car hood reverberates through the neighborhood
R crickets resume
D Front door locks echo through the town
R Good night, Sweet Prince
D Engine revs and everyone knows he has a snow plow blade attached to the front of the pinto…mailbox replacement coming
R (laughing emoji)
R tin cans from his 3rd marriage still tied behind the Pinto
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